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« Reply #60 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 05:34 PM »

This is being talked about in the social networks.....we need more people like Princess Diane Dizon to expose this corrupt officials.

He is Deputy Duty Collector Atty. Roy Tabangay

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MAG INGAT SA'KIN!!!


Customs 1: wala ba kayong idedeclare?

Achi: wala.

Customs 1: may electronics ba kayong binili?   

Achi: wala.

Customs 1: paki buksan ang maleta! Pwede kayo magpasok ng gamit from hongkong ng 10k per person lang pag lumagpas may tax ng babayaran.

Nilagay namin black na maleta sa table para mauna buksan.

Customs 1: ung pula!

Princess: choosey to ah ipapakita naman pati ung red nauna lang ung black ayaw pa!

Customs after opening the bag: “dami nito ah! Puro bago! Wala bang resibo?”

Achi: wala e kasi puro sa tiangge lng nabili, pero ung iba meron.

Achi binigay ung ibang receipt sa customs.

“Customs nagcompute how much lahat. Wala pang 10k so nag isip ng other way”

Customs 1: ang dami nito ah ibebenta niyo to!

Achi: hindi, personal use yan tska pasalubong.

“Customs 2 lumapit kay Customs 1. Custom 1 binigay computation ng babayaran daw naming tax”

Customs 2: eto ung babayaran niyong tax 4k plus.

Achi: ang laki naman! Tska sbi nyo 10k per person pwede e wala pa 10k yan.

Customs 2: e ibebenta nyo yan.

Achi: personal use yan tska pasalubong.

Customs 2: kapag personal use 2-3 items lang.

Princess thinking: bobo! So pag lumagpas ng 2-3 items automatic ibebenta na namin!

Customs 2: bayaran niyo na 4k LANG naman total kayang kaya niyo yan.

Princess: hindi LANG ang 4k!!! tsaka sabi mo pag lumagpas ng 10k tsaka may tax e d naman lumagpas.

Customs 2: lahat ng pumapasok sa bansa may tax. 15% ng total na binili niyo ang babayaran niyo plus 12% tax.

Achi & I: siraulo to ah paiba iba ng sinasabi kanina hinahanapan tayo ng electronics nung wala sbi pwede 10k each person ung gamit na dala natin tapos ngayon pinag pipilitan na ibebenta natin ung binili natin tapos biglang 15% ng total na binili natin ang babayaran natin plus 12% tax. Siraulo!!!!!!

Para matapos na pinag usapan nalang! Nagrequest pa ng 2k para hati hati daw sila. KAPAL!!!!!
Anu ba yang customs dito sa Philippines!!!!!!! Halatang gusto niyo ng lagay kasi hindi lahat ng bags chineck niyo! Mag sisinungaling na nga kayo paiba iba pa ang sinasabi niyo! Mahiya naman kayo! Lalo ka ng nasa picture ka!!!!
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« Reply #61 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 06:27 PM »

Hay, kaya sabi ko nakakahiya talaga country natin. You imagine what these guys do to foreigners. Buffet time for these customs officials when it comes to foreigners. Talaga kapal ng mukha, kaya our country is the pits.

One time I arrived, naia 1 ata, and the custom guy was starting to ask a lot of questions, until I spoke in tagalog. He smiled at me and You know what he said? " Kalako kasama mo yun mga koreano na yan." " Wala ba pasalubong dian?" I just smiled and deep inside minumura ko sya.

Talaga mga P@#$^@&(A. Sorry, talaga mga ito nakaka high blood eh. Naisip ko lang mga foreigners, kawawa talaga.

This is the only country I'm always freaking scared sa arrival area kasi sa customs. 2011 na, hindi ba sila nahihiya? Pero now I think its better, before sa 80's to 90's sa alam ko it was really bad.
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« Reply #62 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 09:36 PM »

koling-koling wangwang PNoy !
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« Reply #63 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 09:40 PM »

feeling ko masisibak yan  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #64 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 09:41 PM »

Si PONG PAGONG ba yan???  Grin
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« Reply #65 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 10:56 PM »

Inabutan ko yan sa NAIA I,buwaya talaga yan,hinalukaykay yun passport holder kung may nakaipit na pera na kadalasan ginagawa ng OFW. Dinare ko sya na buksan lahat ng luggage ko. Garapal talaga yan kumag na yan.Panay pananakot at parinig.
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« Reply #66 on: Aug 11, 2011 at 11:30 PM »

Inabutan ko yan sa NAIA I,buwaya talaga yan,hinalukaykay yun passport holder kung may nakaipit na pera na kadalasan ginagawa ng OFW. Dinare ko sya na buksan lahat ng luggage ko. Garapal talaga yan kumag na yan.Panay pananakot at parinig.

Meron nag parinig sa akin during the 1990's, a customs guy said to me "Wala ka ba cigarettes  dian pang pasalubong?" Dang man. Embarrassed Angry

Ako naman puro sagot na "Wala eh, sorry boss" Grin
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« Reply #67 on: Aug 12, 2011 at 12:22 AM »

Inabutan ko yan sa NAIA I,buwaya talaga yan,hinalukaykay yun passport holder kung may nakaipit na pera na kadalasan ginagawa ng OFW. Dinare ko sya na buksan lahat ng luggage ko. Garapal talaga yan kumag na yan.Panay pananakot at parinig.

experienced the same thing sa NAIA I, dumating ako late evening or madaling araw na yata yun.  Hirit naman eh, 'Wala ba pang-kape dyan...?'
Ayaw tanggapin diretso and nginuso nya yung open wooden box sa may harapan nya and nung pagtingin ko, WTF, andami bills na nandoon...
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« Reply #68 on: Aug 12, 2011 at 01:26 AM »

Meron nag parinig sa akin during the 1990's, a customs guy said to me "Wala ka ba cigarettes  dian pang pasalubong?" Dang man. Embarrassed Angry

Ako naman puro sagot na "Wala eh, sorry boss" Grin

Next time bigyan mo isang stick.  Grin

experienced the same thing sa NAIA I, dumating ako late evening or madaling araw na yata yun.  Hirit naman eh, 'Wala ba pang-kape dyan...?'
Ayaw tanggapin diretso and nginuso nya yung open wooden box sa may harapan nya and nung pagtingin ko, WTF, andami bills na nandoon...

Bigyan mo naman ng free meal voucher ng Jollibee.  Wink

Ang hindi ko talaga malimutan dyan nung humingi sa matandang babae, ang inabot rosaryo...madre pala.  Grin
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« Reply #69 on: Oct 07, 2011 at 06:11 PM »

Thank you kay spammer, na up yung thread.

Sibak sa posisyon yan si deputy collector.
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