can you define that oscar caliber quality?
Gotta have a few explosions...some nipples...an American flag waving somewhere.
And this is too
subtle. Can you imagine Maryo delos Reyes approaching Miramax?
"It's about a boy"
"Oh, a bad seed? He kills people, blames it on someone else?"
"No, he just tries to do good by his friends and family."
"Oh, what's his family? Is he a member of a circus? Maybe the town had toxic waste poisoning, and the people there mutated?"
"No, they're ordinary people."
"I don't get it."
"There's nothing to get. It's ordinary life."
"Who'd want to watch a movie like that?"
"Ordinary people?"
"Go find an ordinary producer, then."
Funny--his
tear ducts are smarter than he is.