Forgot what it's called, but there's this TV ad for an anti-diarrhea tablet/capsule featuring some yuppie guy talking about how diarrhea is sobrang bad trip or something, lalo na kapag "wrong timing."
Uhm, okay. Personally, I haven't been hit by diarrhea and found myself thinking at that very moment, "NAGTATAE AKO - PERFECT TIMING!!!"