Topic: Paris Hilton on DVD!

[Mr. Hankey]

No, not that video.  

This one:



The Simple Life

DVD Features:

• Seven episodes on one double-sided disc
• Simple Life test presentation
• Outtakes: Paris and Nicole Pack for the Trip, The Taxidermist Job, Shopping at Buffalo Bill's Store, Can Opener, The Vet
• Full-screen format

This is one of the funniest reality shows I've ever seen. Follow the "true" adventures of hotel heiress/tabloid favorite Paris Hilton and Nicole ("Daughter of Lionel") Richie as they try to adjust to living "The Simple Life" on a farm in Arkansas without any cash or credit cards on them.

This will be somewhat of a landmark for American TV series on DVD releases - it will be released just one week after the show's broadcast finale, to capitalize on the hype that's been surrounding the show due to the Paris Hilton scandal video currently circulating on the internet. Reality shows typically have no replay value in syndication, so they're striking while the iron is hot.

If this disc is a success, then maybe we will no longer have to wait months or even years to see our favorite TV shows released on DVD.

DVD Release Date: January 20, 2004

[SPaCeMaN SPiFF]

"What is Wal-Mart?... (giggles all around) ... is that where you buy, uh wall stuff?"

ha ha ha! classic! would LOOOOOVE to see this one!
bet she ain't giggling too much these days!  

[Mr. Hankey]

bet she ain't giggling too much these days!

Actually, she's very good humored about the entire thing. After weeks of isolation from the media, her first public "interview" was on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update. Here's the hilarious transcript:

FEY: Paris Hilton's name has been on everyone's lips these past few weeks.   Here now in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton.

FALLON: Thanks for coming on.  As we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these past couple weeks.  We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton.  So, you're family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world, right?

PARIS HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris.

FALLON: Oh wait, so there actually is a Paris Hilton?

PARIS: Yes, there is.

FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?

PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.

FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.

PARIS: I'm glad you've heard that.

FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?

PARIS: No.

FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?

PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.

FALLON: I'm a VIP.  I may need to go in the back entrance.

PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are.  It's not gonna happen.

FALLON: Fair enough.  Now, I throw a lot of events.  Do they have a ballroom there?

PARIS: We do.

FALLON: Great.  I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton.  Sounds awesome.  I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton.

PARIS: I don't think you can.  

FALLON: Really?  Cause I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half, two minutes tops.  

PARIS: Good luck.

FALLON: Paris Hilton, everybody.

 

[panic]

Nice to see Paris playing along with the sexual innuendos. Wish more pinays are like that.

[slowhand]

You mean you don't have the real Paris Hilton DVD yet? Lots of people offer me the video for free every day via email.  

[Mr. Hankey]

Actually, I got really scared when I saw "that video."  

It was shot with night vision, so all you can really see are green things moving up and down in a black background, and eyes that glow eerily like a cat caught in headlights.

 

[benny]

Looks like fun. Thanks Mr. Hankey. Added preorder links to first post.

[uebetan12]

mas maganda pa ang extras ng paris hilton video sa pelikula nila ni rick salomon",
pero pwede ng pagtyagaan,kc siya ang may pinakasikat na ganyang movie.


one night in paris, anyone?