Kris Aquino - Insatiable Media Whore, Bar None.
(Although seeing her break down at her mother's funeral during Zsa Zsa Padilla's rendition of "Hindi Kita Malilimutan" does humanize her a bit for me.)
Boy Abunda - Earnest to the point of being annoying.
Henry Omaga Diaz - sensationalist broadcaster numero uno ("Babaeng estudyante, PINATAAAAY!!!!")
Jericho Rosales & Mark Herras - Ever seen these two asshats during a live interview? Everything about them just says, "I'm a sexy beeeaaaatcchhh!!!!'
Arnold Clavio - This is gonna sound shallow, and I'm sure he 's a nice enough, decent guy, but he really does look like a tilapia. To his credit, though, he actually looks even more cartoonish than his own puppet.
Rachel Ann Go - Even in this day and age of female belters perpetually shoving down our throats the fact that they could sing with their incessant, often unnecessary caterwauling, this woman easily takes the cake. First three lines into the song and us viewers are already treated to the sight of her quivering tonsils. Somebody needs to tell her, "Girl, less is more."
Martin Nievera - Annoying personified. Dude, 3 decades into your career and you still couldn't wrap your tongue around Tagalog? Hell, even blond, blue-eyed Michelle van Eimeren could speak straight Tagalog way better than you.