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Kung may mangkukulam na totoo, they'll be the richest Filipinos on Earth. Business will be booming and I would gladly apply as an apprentice. Then I'll major in "Barang" to become mambabarang, and congress will be filled with "honorable me" with balls the size of the Philippine Arena.

raptor · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 09:04 AM »

Quote from: sovrain on Jun 24, 2015 at 08:48 AM

dito sa pdvd, andami nyan, ha ha ha, joke lang sir....catching yung title, he he he. meron nga bang mangkukulam?

yup, bumibili ka lang ng HTIB, di mo mamalayan ubos na pera mo ... nakabili ka na pala ng AVR, may pre-amp pa, 5.1 speakers, SVS pa sub mo, at malaking TV

dimfer · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 09:59 AM »

ano ba kaibahan ng mambabarang sa mangkukulam, baka naman mambabarang ang kailangan ko

kahit yung nang hihipnotize pwede na

Quitacet · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 10:02 AM »

Quote from: dimfer on Jun 24, 2015 at 09:59 AM

ano ba kaibahan ng mambabarang sa mangkukulam, baka naman mambabarang ang kailangan ko

kahit yung nang hihipnotize pwede na

ang mambabarang ay yung gumagamit ng mga insekto para kagatin ang biktima at mabubulok ang parte ng katawan na nakagat (DAW)

Kulam ay yung simpleng sasakit ang tiyan o iba pang parte ng katawan.

Kung hypnotize lang, paassist ka na lang sa mga budol-budol gang hahahahaha

bumblebee · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 10:06 AM »

Quote from: Quitacet on Jun 24, 2015 at 10:02 AM

Kung hypnotize lang, paassist ka na lang sa mga budol-budol gang hahahahaha

Or yung mga saleslady ng medyas sa department stores

NongP · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 10:34 AM »

medyas o stockings

zram18 · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 10:35 AM »

beware:

kung mas maganda ang gears ng kaibigan mo, mangkukulam yun. kc mahipnotize ka, isip isipin mo lagi ang ganda ng sound nun, then in the end mapapa ugrade ka ng hindi oras kahit wala sa budget... yun ang kulam. hehe

larokulit · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 10:56 AM »

Not sure kung totoo ang kulam at barang pero hypnosis is true at may science ito. I was once hypnotized by someone with a familiar face pretending to trade my old defective hard drives with new ones. In the end, nakuha nya yung new spare drive ko at naiwan sakin yung tatlong bulky old junk drives nya.

nbc · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 12:50 PM »

I have an Aunt who practices witchcraft and actually is part of a coven. The thing is, she lives in the U.S.

She is more weird than scary... but she says she can cast spells on people and we never wanted to dare her because she seems to be not lacking for money even if she doesn't have a job.

I have actually seen some of her witch friends... and a couple are hot. hehe

nbc

SiCkBoY · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 02:00 PM »

Quote from: nbc on Jun 24, 2015 at 12:50 PM

I have an Aunt who practices witchcraft and actually is part of a coven. The thing is, she lives in the U.S.

She is more weird than scary... but she says she can cast spells on people and we never wanted to dare her because she seems to be not lacking for money even if she doesn't have a job.

I have actually seen some of her witch friends... and a couple are hot. hehe

nbc

Sa US, marami talagang practitioners ng Wicca.

SiCkBoY · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 02:01 PM »

Quote from: raptor on Jun 24, 2015 at 09:04 AM

yup, bumibili ka lang ng HTIB, di mo mamalayan ubos na pera mo ... nakabili ka na pala ng AVR, may pre-amp pa, 5.1 speakers, SVS pa sub mo, at malaking TV

Bro, budol budol ata yan. Hindi mangkukulam. Hahaha!

ramsey · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 03:31 PM »

Mukhang seryoso si sir dimfer. Seriously, i dont know if kulam really exist....ayaw nyo ba ipabugbog na lang? Mas madali yata humanap nun.

praktikal · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 04:54 PM »

kung seryus si TS, pwede malaman ang dahilan? makakahanap naman tayo kung kailangan talaga kaso lang hindi ko maipapayo. ok lang kung taga alis ng kulam o barang. kung ikaw ang magpapakulam then wag. kasalanan sa Diyos yan.

btw, i'm from Capiz... hi hi hi hi

few years back ang pagkakaalam ko ang magagaling mangkulam ay may name na nag start sa letter J.

luis · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 05:02 PM »

pag nakita mo set-up at auto ni sir dimfer baka kayo makulam. wag na wag kayo pupunta sa gallery nya, kayo rin. concern lang po ako.

dimfer · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 24, 2015 at 09:14 PM »

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kung seryus si TS, pwede malaman ang dahilan?

medyo

pekspert · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 01:28 AM »

Meron din palang ganyang tao sa canada. Dito kaliwat kanan yan eh

You need to get a picture of him personally for the mangkukulam. Or a hair strand hehe

botching · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 02:34 AM »

Kung makahanap man ng Pinas based na mangkukulam ay siguraduhin lang na "powerful" talaga ang powers kasi more than 10,000 kms ang distance between Pinas and Canada.

dimfer · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 03:05 AM »

Quote from: botching on Jun 25, 2015 at 02:34 AM

Kung makahanap man ng Pinas based na mangkukulam ay siguraduhin lang na "powerful" talaga ang powers kasi more than 10,000 kms ang distance between Pinas and Canada.

baka pwede padaanin sa pesbuk

dimfer · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 03:08 AM »

Quote from: pekspert on Jun 25, 2015 at 01:28 AM

Meron din palang ganyang tao sa canada. Dito kaliwat kanan yan eh

been with the company for 25 yrs, so far ito pa lang.

sovrain · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 05:50 AM »

Anong nationality nyan?

cyberdraven · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 06:08 AM »

Nakupo! Baka mas madali kang makahanap ng rapist kesa mangkukulam.

ninjababez® · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 06:13 AM »

bigyan mo ng free vacation dito sa pinas bro, kami na bahala dyan

chatstix · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 07:36 AM »

kung talagang naghihirap yun may utang, hindi ko ipapakulam. ipagdasal ko pa na makaahon siya sa problema or tumama sa lotto para mabayaran ako at iba pa niyang pinagkakautangan.

pero sa tao na tulad niya na nangloko or manunuba, ibang usapan na talaga yan. sana makahanap ka sir ng effective na mangkukulam =)

praktikal · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 07:59 AM »

Quote from: pekspert on Jun 25, 2015 at 01:28 AM

Meron din palang ganyang tao sa canada. Dito kaliwat kanan yan eh

You need to get a picture of him personally for the mangkukulam. Or a hair strand hehe

tumpak yan...

kahit gamit na panyo o damit pwede na rin basta personal belonging. pero maganda talaga buhok at picture nya pero paalala lang yung di ka kasama baka ikaw ang madale hehehe... jk.

alamin mo din muna baka may alam din sa kulam at baka mas advance sila at matalo ang kukunin mo.

meron akong alam na manggagamot na namatay dahil ang nangkulam pala ay malupet. yung kakilala ng tatay ko dati na taga Iloilo mahusay sana kaso dedbol na pero ang husay mang alis ng kulam and for sure mahusay din mangulam yun. ang dami na nyang pinasuko.

ingat lang baka mag boomerang. kapag may nang agrabyado sa akin, ipinagdarasal ko na lang. it's nice to know minsan na makitang naghihirap ang kalaban pero isipin din natin ang balik at baka mas matindi.