Author Topic: Usapang Supernatural (Read 13954 times)

sovrain · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 08:08 AM »

Anong kulam ang gusto nating mangyari sa kostumer, kay dimfer e, gusto nya tubuan ng boobs sa pisngi...ako, gusto ko malipat ang yagbols (or keps) nya sa noo....ahi hi hi

Quitacet · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 09:34 AM »

sad to say, hindi totoo ang kulam, kaya walang mangyayari hehehehe

praktikal · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 09:46 AM »

Quote from: Quitacet on Jun 25, 2015 at 09:34 AM

sad to say, hindi totoo ang kulam, kaya walang mangyayari hehehehe

pahinging strand ng buhok nyo sir hehehe... just kidding

Quitacet · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 09:48 AM »

Quote from: praktikal on Jun 25, 2015 at 09:46 AM

pahinging strand ng buhok nyo sir hehehe... just kidding

If you are serious, I will give you. I don't believe in kulam.

praktikal · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 10:08 AM »

Quote from: Quitacet on Jun 25, 2015 at 09:48 AM

If you are serious, I will give you. I don't believe in kulam.

wag bad yun pero as a witness, true. to see is to believe ika nga.

tetablanco · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 10:37 AM »

Stay away from them. Mangkukulams rely on demons which attach to the one asking for their help. The demons then stay with your family for generations. Magdasal ka na lang sa Diyos for inner strength, Pare.

dimfer · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 10:50 AM »

i know somebody who had first hand experience with kulam. our landlady while I was still in college started feeling ill, and will throw up makaamoy lang ng kahit anong pagkaing niluluto. Then her entire body started to swell, her fingers started to look like candlesl. She and her family don't believe in kulam and tried to fix her problems medically. This went on for 11 months, in and out sa UST hospital, biopsy, x-ray, specialists etc etc.. at one point, the family thought she was ready to die, so they decided to see an albularyo. it was disclosed to them that a former bed spacer was mad at her at ipinakulam daw. in the presence of her brothers and sisters who don't believe in kulam, the albularyo pulled something like a walis tinting from her spine. within days, she returned to her usual self. I was not present during the treatment procedures, but I witnessed everything else - from the decline of her health to the very quick turnaround.

do I believe in kulam? maybe

thanks for the guys who posted - it somehow offered relief. if you guys want to keep the thread alive to discuss about Mangkukulams and Mambabarangs - feel free to do so, basta 'wag lang nating pagalitin ang admin ng pdvd

Superman · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 11:00 AM »

Ding, there's always justice in this world. He may have gotten away for now but soon things will somehow "autocorrect". Glad you decided to move on...

praktikal · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 11:10 AM »

dati ko nang naikwento ito dito tungkol sa isang titser na halos mabaliw na. labas-masok din sa ospital na wala namang madetect na sakit kaya sa mental pinapadala.

madaling araw, kahit namamaga sa rayuma ang paa ng tatay ko nag drive sya from roxas city to iloilo para sunduin ang kilala nyang albularyo... kwento ng tatay ko... naglabas ng manika ang albularyo, tinusok ng mga pako ang ulo at mga balikat ng manika, nagdasal, kinausap ang nangkulam, nagtalo, tinakot nya ang nangkulam at isa isang binunot ang pakong nakabaon sa manika then nawalan ng malay ang pasyenteng pawis na pawis at pagkagising parang walang nangyari. just like that.

yun pala, may ipinahiyang high school student at ang di nya alam taga masbate at may kilalang mangku. ayun muntik ng matuluyan sa mental.

Quitacet · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 12:37 PM »

bakit kaya walang nangungulam sa mga government officials at politicians?

bartender · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 12:53 PM »

Quote from: Quitacet on Jun 25, 2015 at 12:37 PM

bakit kaya walang nangungulam sa mga government officials at politicians?

Sa tao lang yata may effect ang kulam.

Nelson de Leon · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 01:26 PM »

Quote from: bartender on Jun 25, 2015 at 12:53 PM

Sa tao lang yata may effect ang kulam.

Ang mga hayop daw kasi according to some studies, walang mga kaluluwa.

JoeyGS · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 02:02 PM »

Tama! ipa-rape mo sa bakla with matching sex tape

Quote from: cyberdraven on Jun 25, 2015 at 06:08 AM

Nakupo! Baka mas madali kang makahanap ng rapist kesa mangkukulam.

yygoob · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 02:07 PM »

Quote from: praktikal on Jun 25, 2015 at 11:10 AM

dati ko nang naikwento ito dito tungkol sa isang titser na halos mabaliw na. labas-masok din sa ospital na wala namang madetect na sakit kaya sa mental pinapadala.

madaling araw, kahit namamaga sa rayuma ang paa ng tatay ko nag drive sya from roxas city to iloilo para sunduin ang kilala nyang albularyo... kwento ng tatay ko... naglabas ng manika ang albularyo, tinusok ng mga pako ang ulo at mga balikat ng manika, nagdasal, kinausap ang nangkulam, nagtalo, tinakot nya ang nangkulam at isa isang binunot ang pakong nakabaon sa manika then nawalan ng malay ang pasyenteng pawis na pawis at pagkagising parang walang nangyari. just like that.

yun pala, may ipinahiyang high school student at ang di nya alam taga masbate at may kilalang mangku. ayun muntik ng matuluyan sa mental.

naku nagtuturo pa naman ako!!! mula ngayon mag pakabait na ko...he he he

praktikal · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 02:25 PM »

Quote from: yygoob on Jun 25, 2015 at 02:07 PM

naku nagtuturo pa naman ako!!! mula ngayon mag pakabait na ko...he he he

toink! haha!

sabi nila marami daw marunong sa masbate.

yygoob · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 03:12 PM »

alam ko rin marami sa lugar ng misis buti di pa ako pinapakulam!!! o di ko lang alam..he he he

dapat pala bago mag start class eh maginquire na ako kung sino ang tiga masbate!!!...he he he

Philander · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 05:28 PM »

Pwede maki-ride sa thread?

Im looking for anti-gayuma, meron bang ganun?

Say yung friend ko nagayuma, then gusto lang namin mawala yung gayuma.

Salamat

Tempter · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 05:31 PM »

Quote from: Quitacet on Jun 25, 2015 at 12:37 PM

bakit kaya walang nangungulam sa mga government officials at politicians?

Baka meron hindi lang naten alam, kaya lahat sila balimbing..

praktikal · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 05:39 PM »

Quote from: Philander on Jun 25, 2015 at 05:28 PM

Pwede maki-ride sa thread?

Im looking for anti-gayuma, meron bang ganun?

Say yung friend ko nagayuma, then gusto lang namin mawala yung gayuma.

Salamat

Naku!

may kilala ako na diumano nagayuma ng asawa, anak ng tokwa parang software... may update. kapag nalaman ng babaeng "humihina" ang bisa, umuuwi sa probinsya nila at pagbalik updated ang gayuma haha!

isa sa "requirements" dapat naniniwala sya kasi madalas if not 100% walang talab.

dana · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 05:42 PM »

sa Tanay Rizal, marami daw marunong ...

cyberdraven · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 05:54 PM »

eto, true story. Nung bata pa ako, nadaan kami sa santa praxedes going to Isabela Cagayan. Sa mahabang ricefields, me 4 na babaeng parang sumasayaw. Tinitignan ko lang sila sa kotse, then suddenly bigla silang nagturo sa langit sa direction ng kumpol na ibon. To my surprise, biglang sabay sabay nahulog ung mga ibon na parang namatay bigla! Really a true story.

Another one. An encounter with "mangagamot" naman. Dito sa planta, me staff kami na bilitang mangagamot. Ika nga sakin me inuwi pa daw cyang kapre at dwende dito sa opisina. One time, nagkasakit ung panganay ko and we rushed him sa Medical City. Its been 5 days na taas-baba ung fever at hindi malaman dahilan. Ruled out ang dengue pero sabi ng pedia if it persist for 2 more days, they need to do some test and get liquid sa bone marrow ng bata. Dumalaw ung mga officemate ko kasama ung "mangagamot". We locked the room and he did an orasyon. Pinapahiran ng oil at luya ung anak ko then sabi samin, "nabati" daw. Hindi ako naniniwala but true enough, since then hindi na nilagnat anak ko and we were discharged the following day. hehehe

praktikal · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 06:15 PM »

mahirap talaga paniwalaan kung hindi nawitness pero totoo.

dati na akong nabati ng 2 "kama-kama" o mga di nakikitang maliliit na "kaibigan" natin. nilagnat ako tuwing orasyon. yan ang palatandaan ng nabati... dinala ako sa kilalang "medico" o "sorohano". nagpatayo ng sariwang itlog at pinisa sa basong may lamang tubig. kapag hindi tumayo ang itlog walang "gumalaw" o bumati.

may nakita akong hugis puno at may 2 matingkad na dots sa may sanga. yun daw ang bumati sa akin. nakakabilib kasi alam ng manggagamot na nagdrawing ako sa buhangin. yun pala nandun sila at nagambala ko yata kaya sinabuyan ako ng buhangin.

tinalukbungan ako ng kumot na may pausok habang hinahampas ako ng 7 sanga ng malunggay. magtaka ka kasi naglagaslasan o naglaglagan ang buhangin sa nakasahod na dyaryo sa sahig. paanong daya ang magagawa nya e nakatalukbong ako at ang buhangin sa loob lang sa paanan ko.

believe it or not.

oznola · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 08:33 PM »

nawala na yung info nung may atraso sa iyo sir Dimfer. i can still give him a call if you want. hehehe

sovrain · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 09:11 PM »

Quote from: oznola on Jun 25, 2015 at 08:33 PM

nawala na yung info nung may atraso sa iyo sir Dimfer. i can still give him a call if you want. hehehe

teka, planuhin muna, gawa ng script bago mo tawagan...he he

zram18 · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 09:14 PM »

teka, etong topic na to yata ang pinakahottest topic ngaun...

SiCkBoY · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 10:56 PM »

Quote from: cyberdraven on Jun 25, 2015 at 05:54 PM

One time, nagkasakit ung panganay ko and we rushed him sa Medical City. Its been 5 days na taas-baba ung fever at hindi malaman dahilan. Ruled out ang dengue pero sabi ng pedia if it persist for 2 more days, they need to do some test and get liquid sa bone marrow ng bata.

OA naman yun doctor mo. Kukuhanan ng bone marrow yun bata dahil sa 5 days na lagnat? Wtf.

dimfer · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 25, 2015 at 11:32 PM »

Quote from: oznola on Jun 25, 2015 at 08:33 PM

nawala na yung info nung may atraso sa iyo sir Dimfer. i can still give him a call if you want. hehehe

I edited my post to jive with the new direction of the thread

anyhow - anybody who wish to volunteer to make a call can still do it:
Don Dimma - 780 - 699 - 9011. Keep in mind that you are 14 hours ahead of us, so mas masaya kung tatawag ka ng alas cuatro sa hapon para las dos ng madaling araw dito

you can be as creative as you wish.. if you have a means to record the call, mas masaya. I'll bet he will hang up on you as soon as he hears Belvent or Fernando..

If for any reason you can convince him to pay - I will give you 50% of the money collected

that's easy half mil Php for you

pekspert · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 26, 2015 at 12:09 AM »

^^ tatawag ako kasi need ko din yung money pangbili ng SONY 1100 ES 4k projector

sientobente · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 26, 2015 at 01:34 AM »

Quote from: cyberdraven on Jun 25, 2015 at 05:54 PM

eto, true story. Nung bata pa ako, nadaan kami sa santa praxedes going to Isabela Cagayan. Sa mahabang ricefields, me 4 na babaeng parang sumasayaw. Tinitignan ko lang sila sa kotse, then suddenly bigla silang nagturo sa langit sa direction ng kumpol na ibon. To my surprise, biglang sabay sabay nahulog ung mga ibon na parang namatay bigla! Really a true story.

Baka ibang mga ibon yang pinahina ng apat na babae boss paeng. hehehe

Timithekid · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 26, 2015 at 01:55 AM »

ibang klase tong thread na ito ah. nakakatuwa, may mga true story na eh.

TS - baka gusto mong gawin usapang supernatural na lang, para hindi lang Mangkukulam at mambabarang ang topics hehe