Author Topic: Televangelists (Airplanes and $$$) (Read 14626 times)

Ice Storm · « **on:** Aug 17, 2015 at 10:37 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

I'm in the wrong business.

Hint: "Manila" is mentioned.

Admin: How do I hotlink the youtube video?

leomarley · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 17, 2015 at 11:58 PM »

Power!

Ice Storm · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 18, 2015 at 07:56 PM »

A tad heavy handed? A bit too obvious?

ti · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 18, 2015 at 10:35 PM »

Manila paper?

Klaus Weasley · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 19, 2015 at 07:15 PM »

I was gonna post this. Brilliant piece by John Oliver. He's filling the gap vacated by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

Mukhang mapera ang religion, ah. Mas maraming uto-uto dito sa Pinas. Lots of money to be made.

Ice Storm · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 12:14 AM »

I dont look at it that way. If it makes the followers happy that their preacher gets his airplane and $$$ then good on them.

Wish it was me getting the free plane and money.

oweidah · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 04:20 AM »

may baligtad na payong din kaya sa amerika?

rascal101 · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 06:23 AM »

Quote from: Klaus Weasley on Aug 19, 2015 at 07:15 PM

I was gonna post this. Brilliant piece by John Oliver. He's filling the gap vacated by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

Mukhang mapera ang religion, ah. Mas maraming uto-uto dito sa Pinas. Lots of money to be made.

May pera ba ang relihiyon? Tao may pera pero relihiyon wala. Ginagamit ang relihiyon bilang pamamaraan para makakuha ng pera. Pero kung ako tatanungin mas maraming uto uto sa alak at sigarilyo. Alam naman natin na hindi maganda sa kalusugan pero bakit ba dami inu uto uto.

oweidah · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 09:23 AM »

religion is big bizness

rascal101 · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 11:06 AM »

Tayo ka ng sarili mong relihiyon at maging tagapangasiwa. Limpak limpak na salapi ang hinaharap mo.

Walang pinagkaiba sa mga ibang samahan kung saan akala mo kaakibat mo sa paninindigan subalit pera lang pala habol sa iyo. Tawag ata dun ay "membership fee".

Ice Storm · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 03:18 PM »

rascal101 alcohol and tobacco stimulates the pleasure center of the brain. Try living without foods that do not contain any type of processed sweetener (refined white or brown sugar, muscavado, fructose, high frucstose corn syrup, aspertaine, etc) and you'd notice a less "fuller" life.

It takes active will to get off it.

As for religion it could also give the same "high".

Again, wish I was the evangelist making the tax free cash and other assets.

rascal101 · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 10:55 PM »

Ang relihiyon po para sa akin ay hindi nagbibigay ng "high" gaya ng alak at sigarilyo.

dpogs · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 20, 2015 at 11:40 PM »

Quote from: rascal101 on Aug 20, 2015 at 10:55 PM

Ang relihiyon po para sa akin ay hindi nagbibigay ng "high" gaya ng alak at sigarilyo.

cigarette/alcohol will give you spirits...

leomarley · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 22, 2015 at 09:28 AM »

Good work John Oliver

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/08/20/irs-televangelists-john-oliver/

SiCkBoY · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 22, 2015 at 02:34 PM »

Kung charismatic lang ako and magaling mag memorize ng Bible passages, I'd really start my own.

My children and my children's children will be set for life.

Ice Storm · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 23, 2015 at 06:22 PM »

Quote from: rascal101 on Aug 20, 2015 at 10:55 PM

Ang relihiyon po para sa akin ay hindi nagbibigay ng "high" gaya ng alak at sigarilyo.

Let me repharase. Religious uplifts you.

Lookie lookie the IRS is being pressured to tax televangelsits.

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/08/last-week-tonight-irs-televangelists/

If successful it may be enough to get people to lobby the BIR to do the same here.

Quote from: SiCkBoY on Aug 22, 2015 at 02:34 PM

Kung charismatic lang ako and magaling mag memorize ng Bible passages, I'd really start my own.

My children and my children's children will be set for life.

Or making youtube videos saying their lives are in danger by their siblings.

rascal101 · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 24, 2015 at 03:53 PM »

Quote from: Ice Storm on Aug 23, 2015 at 06:22 PM

Let me repharase. Religious uplifts you.

Lookie lookie the IRS is being pressured to tax televangelsits.

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/08/last-week-tonight-irs-televangelists/

If successful it may be enough to get people to lobby the BIR to do the same here.Or making youtube videos saying their lives are in danger by their siblings.

Para sa akin ipinamumukha ng relihiyon na kailangan kong maging mapagkumbaba. Ito ay hindi "high" kundi "low". Ipamumukha ng relihiyon na tao lang ako at may hangganan ang lahat at ang bawat sandali ay mahalaga. Kung kayat wala akong panahon para magkaroon ng pakiramdam na "high".

tony · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 24, 2015 at 05:01 PM »

naku, saan ka naman nakakita ng lider ng relihiyon na ganyan?
tanging si Kristo lang ang naglakad sa mundo na saplot lang sa katawan ang dala,
walang private army or bodyguards, nabuhay ng payak at hindi nagkasala....
so ganitong pamantayan, meron kayang tunay na relihiyon?

dpogs · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 04:39 AM »

Quote from: tony on Aug 24, 2015 at 05:01 PM

naku, saan ka naman nakakita ng lider ng relihiyon na ganyan?
tanging si Kristo lang ang naglakad sa mundo na saplot lang sa katawan ang dala,
walang private army or bodyguards, nabuhay ng payak at hindi nagkasala....
so ganitong pamantayan, meron kayang tunay na relihiyon?

there is always right and true religion or church but there is no perfect religion/church, not until Christ second coming.

tony · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 07:43 AM »

to me all religions are money makers, simple as that...
makes me wonder, sinong Kristo ang sinasabi nila?
eh kahit naman ang diablo pwedeng magrecite ng bible...

zonks · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 07:45 AM »

Quote from: tony on Aug 25, 2015 at 07:43 AM

to me all religions are money makers, simple as that...
makes me wonder, sinong Kristo ang sinasabi nila?
eh kahit naman ang diablo pwedeng magrecite ng bible...

that's it bro

SiCkBoY · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 09:18 AM »

Quote from: dpogs on Aug 25, 2015 at 04:39 AM

there is always right and true religion or church

What do you mean by right and true?

leomarley · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 10:03 AM »

Quote from: tony on Aug 25, 2015 at 07:43 AM

to me all religions are money makers, simple as that...
makes me wonder, sinong Kristo ang sinasabi nila?
eh kahit naman ang diablo pwedeng magrecite ng bible...

rascal101 · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 02:55 PM »

Quote from: tony on Aug 25, 2015 at 07:43 AM

to me all religions are money makers, simple as that...
makes me wonder, sinong Kristo ang sinasabi nila?
eh kahit naman ang diablo pwedeng magrecite ng bible...

Hindi ibig sabihin na minamasama mo relihiyon ay tama na sinasabi mo. Pero sa palagay ko marami pa rin naniniwala sa relihiyon at ito ang nagbibigay ng gabay sa kanila sa tamang pamumuhay. Hindi kaya ng isang tao mabuhay na parang isla. Kailangan natin ng kapwa upang mas maliwanagan tayo sa iba't ibang bagay.

tony · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 06:07 PM »

minamasama ang relihiyon?, hindi siguro.... nagsabi lang ako ng totoo.., pero....
tama ka, opinion ko lang base sa 62 years of watching the world events that have unfolded...
pero sino nga kaya ang nagtayo ng relihiyon na hindi nagkamal ng salapi? meron ba?
hindi naman malaking issue, dahil lahat ng ipinundar nila sa lupa, mananatili sa lupa...
ang tao ay ipnanganganak, nabubuhay at sa takdang panahon ay namamatay...
walang mgakapagpapasinungaling sa katotohanan na ito...

dpogs · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 06:13 PM »

Pero kung titingnan natin halos lahat majority ng world event simula sa panahon ni constatonople ay may kinlaman ang roman catholics - the number 1 highest money maker in the world imho.

tony · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 06:15 PM »

Quote from: dpogs on Aug 25, 2015 at 06:13 PM

Pero kung titingnan natin halos lahat majority ng world event simula sa panahon ni constatonople ay may kinlaman ang roman catholics - the number 1 highest money maker in the world imho.

totoo rin yan....kaya nga nilahat ko....

i am a catholic, but i acknowledge that our church committed atrocities and anomalies...
you name it, they probably did it.......

i am not a catholic because of our church, i am a catholic because of Jesus Christ....

SiCkBoY · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 08:59 PM »

Quote from: rascal101 on Aug 25, 2015 at 02:55 PM

Hindi ibig sabihin na minamasama mo relihiyon ay tama na sinasabi mo. Pero sa palagay ko marami pa rin naniniwala sa relihiyon at ito ang nagbibigay ng gabay sa kanila sa tamang pamumuhay. Hindi kaya ng isang tao mabuhay na parang isla. Kailangan natin ng kapwa upang mas maliwanagan tayo sa iba't ibang bagay.

It's true na kailangan natin ang kapwa. It doesn't follow though na kailangan natin ang religion para mamuhay ng matawasay at mapayapa kasama ng kapwa. Opposite pa nga eh. Yan ang point ni John Lennon.

pekspert · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 09:17 PM »

Quote from: tony on Aug 25, 2015 at 07:43 AM

to me all religions are money makers, simple as that...
makes me wonder, sinong Kristo ang sinasabi nila?
eh kahit naman ang diablo pwedeng magrecite ng bible...

yan ang tinatawag na false prophets

leomarley · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 25, 2015 at 11:53 PM »

Quote from: SiCkBoY on Aug 25, 2015 at 08:59 PM

It's true na kailangan natin ang kapwa. It doesn't follow though na kailangan natin ang religion para mamuhay ng matawasay at mapayapa kasama ng kapwa. Opposite pa nga eh. Yan ang point ni John Lennon.

GMRC na lang kasi dapat, wala nang relihiyon.

(It's both a joke and serious opinion)