Author Topic: What is the WORST Filipino Film you have ever SEEN?? (Read 13081 times)

butsoy · « **on:** Jun 07, 2006 at 10:38 PM »

The Lilian Velez Story
Bio Kids
Ninja Kids

Phobos · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 07, 2006 at 10:49 PM »

Ninja Kids?! Nina Kids?! Come on man, you're killing me here.

Seriously!

Mr. Hankey · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 12:35 AM »

Ang Katawan ni Sofia with Cristina Gonzales and Aga Muhlach

Actually, this one is so bad it's good.

Noel_Vera · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 01:36 AM »

Marilou's Jose Rizal.

rse · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 04:01 AM »

Quote from: Noel_Vera on Jun 08, 2006 at 01:36 AM

Marilou's Jose Rizal.

I that think her Muro Ami is even worse.

The Dude · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 04:05 AM »

"Bondying"-Jimmy Santos. Have no *bleeping* idea why i watched this. Was probably stoned that day.

Munskie · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 08:06 AM »

I can't believe I watched and pretended to like May Minamahal (Aga and Aiko love story)...that was years ago....I was dating a girl who LOVEs seeing AGA, thats why..

Noel_Vera · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 08:13 AM »

Quote from: rse on Jun 08, 2006 at 04:01 AM

I that think her Muro Ami is even worse.

It's like judging in a Miss Ugly contest--you can't pick just one!

kimpOy · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 08:24 AM »

Quote from: Munskie on Jun 08, 2006 at 08:06 AM

I can't believe I watched and pretended to like May Minamahal (Aga and Aiko love story)...that was years ago....I was dating a girl who LOVEs seeing AGA, thats why..

hmmm

siguro anything that had to do Mikey Arroyo and/or Mark Lapid

Noel_Vera · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 08, 2006 at 12:05 PM »

I remember a Lea and Aga love story where the comments from the audience was a whole hell of a lot better than what was on the big screen. "I love you Aga!" "Move aside, you fat pig, he's mine!" "He's so cute--she's so fat!" ""Drop her, she's too heavy for you!" "Aga I want to have your baby--can't you see she's ALREADY pregnant?"

jdv1229 · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 21, 2006 at 11:22 AM »

Asal Hayop with Bembol Roco & Pia Moran is the worst film ever made. this movie makes films like Hari Ng Stunt seem like a masterpiece...

indie boi · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 21, 2006 at 11:36 AM »

Wooly Booly -- a highschool friend of mine pleaded with me to watch this movie with him. Since he was shouldering the tickets, I relented... I should've just gone home instead. A root canal would've been more entertaining.

Munskie · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 21, 2006 at 12:53 PM »

Quote from: kimpOy on Jun 08, 2006 at 08:24 AM

hmmm

siguro anything that had to do Mikey Arroyo and/or Mark Lapid

you should watch BATAS MILITAR bro...

keating · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 21, 2006 at 06:19 PM »

ALABANG GIRLS because of peer pressure, I was forced to see this one. Leah Orosa is the only saving grace in this beautiful and critically-acclaimed movie.

blitzkrieg · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 23, 2006 at 11:28 PM »

The Myrna Diones Story starring the one and only, Kris Aquino..I thought it was utterly hilarious for a massacre movie. All the worst in one super C-movie!! Myrna Diones in reality was strangled by an "alambre" but in the movie, the strangulation marks resembled that of a crane cable!!! The "resurrection" scene was truly immaculate! With angels singing pa!!

And what a miscast..I met and interviewed the poor girl in her hideout and not a single physical semblance whatsoever with Kris..

barrister · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 24, 2006 at 01:16 AM »

Quote from: blitzkrieg on Jun 23, 2006 at 11:28 PM

The Myrna Diones Story starring the one and only, Kris Aquino..

And what a miscast..I met and interviewed the poor girl in her hideout and not a single physical semblance whatsoever with Kris..

Myrna and Kris
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/images/news/microsites/pipol/myrna_diones.htm

d4nu65+3R · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 24, 2006 at 04:04 AM »

anything directed by carlo j. caparas. he sets the filipino film industry ten years behind every time he makes a movie.

butsoy · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 24, 2006 at 10:09 AM »

CARLO J. CAPARAS Films like:

The Lilian Velez Story
Myrna Diones

The Vizconde Series was quite good. It haunts me everytime I watch it esp. Kris' version.

Itbayat · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 24, 2006 at 10:43 AM »

PELUKANG ITIM starring Eddie Gil and Alma Moreno

totoybato · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 24, 2006 at 11:05 AM »

campus beat

Noel_Vera · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 24, 2006 at 12:40 PM »

Quote from: d45nu65+3R on Jun 24, 2006 at 04:04 AM

carlo j. caparas. he sets the filipino film industry ten years behind every time he makes a movie.

Only ten years?

d4nu65+3R · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 25, 2006 at 09:01 AM »

actually i was being kind about it. even regret posting the ten years quote. i personally think he's a moron who thinks of himself as an auteur.

Noel_Vera · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 25, 2006 at 09:35 AM »

I get you. Only wish he got you.

The Vizconde Massacre was a prime example--worst actress in Philippine cinema teams with worst director in Philippine cinema!

d4nu65+3R · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 25, 2006 at 08:41 PM »

Quote from: Noel_Vera on Jun 25, 2006 at 09:35 AM

The Vizconde Massacre was a prime example--worst actress in Philippine cinema teams with worst director in Philippine cinema!

i think this one would work rather well as a torture device.

RitchieNolasco · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 26, 2006 at 02:32 PM »

A lot of people are voting for FIRST DAY HIGH under this category.

What a huge waste!

sansui · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 26, 2007 at 09:47 PM »

"The Lilian Velez Story"- extremely uninspired directing and editing. A total waste.

Kratos · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 06, 2007 at 06:22 PM »

Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar aka. SAGING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6cufhldqSU&mode=related&search=

Hands down to Mark Lapid. Actually i havent seen this but based on the clips above, i dont have to elaborate anymore.He's the current talk of the town:o

thegoodbyeguy · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 29, 2007 at 07:58 PM »

THE LILIAN VELEZ STORY comes to mind and other Caparas massacre-theme flicks. There are many more aside from his works but this one is utterly ludicrous. Imagine incorporating Sympathy For The Devil song of Guns N' Roses in the court scene. Sharon as Lilian was stabbed many times but can't find a single drop of blood on the floor! Not to mention the horrendous movie posters that Caparas always comes up with in their massacre-theme movies and at times fantasy flicks!

wedge · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 05, 2007 at 06:26 AM »

Tirad Pass.

(If not for a coursework that was packaged with having to see it, and to think that the theatre was heavily packed with students, primarily because i believe [correct me if i'm wrong, though] of the endorsement the movie received from dumdum DECS/CHED)

oggsmoggs · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 05, 2007 at 10:20 AM »

Quote from: wedge on Aug 05, 2007 at 06:26 AM

Tirad Pass.

(If not for a coursework that was packaged with having to see it, and to think that the theatre was heavily packed with students, primarily because i believe [correct me if i'm wrong, though] of the endorsement the movie received from dumdum DECS/CHED)

Hahaha, I remember being forced to watch this in high school. Painful, indeed.