NBC will premiere The Bionic Woman this fall, a remake of the late 70's series that starred Lindsay Wagner. This time around, lead character Jaime Sommers will be played by British actress Michelle Ryan (EastEnders), and the story doesn't even resemble the old series one bit--Jaime is a bartender, gets into an accident, is restored by her boyfriend, then is coerced into working for some secret spy agency--think Alias with bionic parts instead of wigs. Somehow, bringing back Jaime Sommers without Steve Austin and Oscar Goldman doesn't seem right...