Author Topic: Local Showbiz "Tsismis" - Post them all on this thread! (Read 1032026 times)

Onkyo606 · « **Reply #1350 on:** Feb 27, 2012 at 04:29 PM »

Quote from: anya618 on Feb 27, 2012 at 10:17 AM

LOL at the comments

aba eh di ba parang nalipasan na ng panhon etong actor na ito? nag palipat lipat na nga ng channel

mali yata yung clue mo sir busy di ba si john puno yan

Onkyo606 · « **Reply #1351 on:** Feb 27, 2012 at 04:32 PM »

Quote from: BusyChild on Feb 27, 2012 at 01:31 PM

TV commercial na nga lang: aktor at sexy actress, kulang na kulang pa rin sa acting!
http://www.pinoyparazzi.com/tv-commercial-na-nga-lang-aktor-at-sexy-actress-kulang-na-kulang-pa-rin-sa-acting/

HABANG NANOOD ay biglang nag-commercial gap sa Party Pilipinas. Ipinalabas ang isang TV commercial, kung saan nagsama ang isang aktor at isang sexy actress. Nalokah kami dahil TV commercial na lang, medyo kulang pa sila sa acting pareho.

Dapat siguro, habang walang ginagawa o hindi naman masyadong busy ay bakit hindi mag-workshop sa akting? Matagal tagal na rin naman silang artista, pero sana me progress naman habang tumagal, ‘di ba? Hindi naman namin sinasabing walang progress, pero ang bagal lang siguro ng asenso in terms of acting.
Sana alagaan nila na linangin ang kanilang craft dahil ito ang nagbibigay ng kanilang livelihood program.

O sadyang nalasing lang sila sa alak na ine-endorse nila?

(By Ogie Diaz )

Aktor - A.A. (Machete)
Sexy Actress - S.P. (Neneng B)

aiiiggghttt aiighhtttt

boooooommmmmm

halvert · « **Reply #1352 on:** Feb 27, 2012 at 05:06 PM »

eto sobrang pahirapan! Hunk eyes macho guy ffrom another studio http://entertainment.inquirer.net/31599/hunk-eyes-macho-guy-from-another-studio
Insatiable hunk is on the prowl again – eyeing Macho Cutie, a talent of a rival station.

MC admits that he had only one close encounter with IH, at a big event hosted by a brand they both endorse.

Perhaps IH is in the mood to play Juliet to MC’s Romeo.

Although MC is an incorrigible flirt, IH shouldn’t get his hopes up. A notorious playboy, MC prefers the company of older women.

IH got the “older” part right; he only needs to work on the latter. Perhaps IH should visit cougar town and pursue gender reassignment like Former Lover.

anya618 · « **Reply #1353 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 06:35 AM »

Quote from: BusyChild on Feb 27, 2012 at 01:31 PM

TV commercial na nga lang: aktor at sexy actress, kulang na kulang pa rin sa acting!
http://www.pinoyparazzi.com/tv-commercial-na-nga-lang-aktor-at-sexy-actress-kulang-na-kulang-pa-rin-sa-acting/

HABANG NANOOD ay biglang nag-commercial gap sa Party Pilipinas. Ipinalabas ang isang TV commercial, kung saan nagsama ang isang aktor at isang sexy actress. Nalokah kami dahil TV commercial na lang, medyo kulang pa sila sa acting pareho.

Dapat siguro, habang walang ginagawa o hindi naman masyadong busy ay bakit hindi mag-workshop sa akting? Matagal tagal na rin naman silang artista, pero sana me progress naman habang tumagal, ‘di ba? Hindi naman namin sinasabing walang progress, pero ang bagal lang siguro ng asenso in terms of acting.
Sana alagaan nila na linangin ang kanilang craft dahil ito ang nagbibigay ng kanilang livelihood program.

O sadyang nalasing lang sila sa alak na ine-endorse nila?

(By Ogie Diaz )

Aktor - A.A. (Machete)
Sexy Actress - S.P. (Neneng B)

kaninang umaga narinig ko ung radio ad nila
aljur abrenica and sam pinto

BusyChild · « **Reply #1354 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 10:00 AM »

Coming To His Rescue
http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/02/coming-to-his-rescue.html#comment-form

One cannot go wrong in having him (H1) host any show. He looks good and registers well onscreen. He is very confident and credible. Of course, H1 has impeccable diction and good command of English. He can even deliver in Filipino without stammering. Unfortunately, an incident sometime ago prompted witnesses to wonder if H1 were really that good.

As he was about to promote his own show in another program, H1 got annoyed at the absence of a prompter (also known as the idiot board). The production team did not prepare any lines for H1 at that time. They thought that since H1 was good, H1 can survive the on the spot plugging. They were wrong and H1 walked out.

The story does not end there. One of the said program’s hosts (H2) came to the rescue. H2 reprimanded the production people and told them it was their job to write something and that they should take better care of the talents of their network.

Can you guess H1 and H2?

The R twins? Hindi ako sure... hehehe...

alihug · « **Reply #1355 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 01:52 PM »

parang bading pa nga yata yung isa..

BusyChild · « **Reply #1356 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 02:10 PM »

Covering up the Situation
http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/02/covering-up-separation.html#comment-form

It seems everyone is buying the story of why a famous entertainer (E) is living away from her mother. E publicly acknowledges her mother as the person responsible for bringing her to where she is now. Yet, they are not together. The local press has been playing the story that the mother has prioritized love over her E and most people think that is quite acceptable.

However, the hush-hush story is that, sometime last year, E and her mother had an argument. The mother confronted E regarding her clubbing and drinking. In the heat of the argument, the mother threw something at E. Someone saw what happened and reported the incident to the authorities. Up to now, they have yet to lift the ban on the mother. Well, E is living independently but loyal FP readers know that E is not alone.

Do you know who this famous entertainer is?

Charice, is this you?

anya618 · « **Reply #1357 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 02:17 PM »

sino kaya ung kasama ng famous entertainer?

Onkyo606 · « **Reply #1358 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 03:47 PM »

Quote from: anya618 on Feb 28, 2012 at 02:17 PM

sino kaya ung kasama ng famous entertainer?

is it CP talaga?

blackie · « **Reply #1359 on:** Feb 28, 2012 at 10:30 PM »

Quote from: Onkyo606 on Feb 28, 2012 at 03:47 PM

is it CP talaga?

Cristina Paner?

anya618 · « **Reply #1360 on:** Feb 29, 2012 at 07:13 AM »

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Castigating the Witness
This ordinary worker, who came out in an interview to reveal the story behind the kissing of a controversial couple, was recently fired. The come-backing actress-singer (CB) demanded that the administration of the building fire the poor worker for squealing about her tryst with the hunky personality (HP). Now, the worker is jobless and looking for ways to support his children.

Incidentally, more people have seen the couple together contrary to their denial. [Note: HP continues to deny CB. Sometime ago, HP even claimed his ex (X) was the first to stray and after a few hours, issued a retraction.] There are the people at the restaurants where CB and HP often have lunch together. There are people who see HP often entering the elevator of the building where CB lives. Will CB demand the “firing” of these people, too?

Meanwhile, now that her relationship with HP is over, X should be free to date anyone she pleases with no questions asked, right?

http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/02/castigating-witness.html

careless whisper talaga

Onkyo606 · « **Reply #1361 on:** Feb 29, 2012 at 10:03 AM »

Quote from: anya618 on Feb 29, 2012 at 07:13 AM

careless whisper talaga

si HK yung guy eh sino yung girl? si NC?

anya618 · « **Reply #1362 on:** Feb 29, 2012 at 10:04 AM »

Quote from: Onkyo606 on Feb 29, 2012 at 10:03 AM

si HK yung guy eh sino yung girl? si NC?

padeny pa no eh ang daming nakakakita

BusyChild · « **Reply #1363 on:** Feb 29, 2012 at 10:20 AM »

One Lost Mobile
http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/02/one-lost-mobile.html#comment-form

A boy band member lost his mobile in the TV studio of a show where he and his fellow singers guested. For the rest of the day, he was not tweeting. Some of his twitter fans were a bit impatient because he was not responding. The next day, which was concert day, he was back on twitter. His tweets hinted about losing his mobile and his worry over his passkey being figured out. Later, the band member tweeted that they were looking forward to doing another gig in the country.

To keep the story of the lost phone hushed up, the management of the show issued a news blackout on the embarrassing incident and replaced the lost phone of the foreign guest.

Uy, napanood ko pa sila sa Showtime nung last saturday ha... hmmm... Ey wan!

-sniper- · « **Reply #1364 on:** Feb 29, 2012 at 07:17 PM »

Quote from: alihug on Feb 28, 2012 at 01:52 PM

parang bading pa nga yata yung isa..

hindi ba pareho sila?

anya618 · « **Reply #1365 on:** Mar 01, 2012 at 06:53 AM »

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Codename: Luningning

In a recent event, a staff of a production wanted to get the opinion of the singer-actress on the show that was being staged. The catch is that the singer-actress and the staff were of rival networks. When the staff was cleared by the network to interview the singer-actress, he was surprised that she gave a positive response.

After the show, together with a friend, the singer-actress agreed to be interviewed. Her friend said there should be one condition and that was: “No asking about Luningning.” The singer-actress giggled and reiterated, “Yes, no Luningning.” Then, they both laughed and gestured a “shhhh.”

The staff pretended not to hear and went on with the interview. The staff even ignored what seemed to be a different behavior of the singer-actress that night. However, what we could not ignore is figuring out the identity of Luningning. Do you know who goes with the codename Luningning?

http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/03/codename-luningning.html

K - singer actress
PPAU - Luningning

anya618 · « **Reply #1366 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 07:48 AM »

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Crossing the Bridge
"I am not loved by my station!" went the rant of an entertainer while rehearsing for a show. The entertainer is an original talent of his current network and has had a series of hits both as a singer and as an actor. He even went abroad and was bestowed a title for his international performances. However, despite his achievements, the network is not as keen on him as before.

To spice up the rumors of his impending decision, a female singer publicly invited him to follow her. The buzz has it that the entertainer is being groomed to be part of the mentors in her show. In a few days, this entertainer will decide if he will cross the bridge or stay put. Do you think he should make the move or not?

http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/03/crossing-bridge.html

"the way you look at me"

Onkyo606 · « **Reply #1367 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 09:34 AM »

Quote from: anya618 on Mar 02, 2012 at 07:48 AM

"the way you look at me"

there is something on the way you look at me

CB as in captain barbel

anya618 · « **Reply #1368 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 11:36 AM »

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Duh? Horticulturist?
In the promotion of a movie, the actors in the movie were interviewed by showbiz writers one on one. A respected showbiz writer (SW) asked hunky actor (HA) regarding his role in the movie. Here is the
conversation:

SW: So, HA, your role is a horticulturist?

HA: Ay, ambastos mo naman. Anong t*k*l? (Then he flashed his sheepish smile.)

SW did not react and merely pretended he did not hear the response of HA. However, another writer overheard their conversation and sent a message to someone who is close to the actor. The message of the writer was simple – "please inform HA what horticulturist means."

Now, is there a connection between this incident and the reported absence of HA in the more recent press con of the movie?

http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/03/duh-horticulturist.html#comment-form

kasi di na siya baby kaya ung hotdog na gusto niya hindi rin pang baby

jeckjeck · « **Reply #1369 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 02:04 PM »

ABCmotorparts · « **Reply #1370 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 02:24 PM »

Quote from: audiojunkie on Feb 27, 2012 at 01:23 PM

J.B. = Justin Beaver?

pwede,..!

coastal · « **Reply #1371 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 02:38 PM »

Quote from: anya618 on Mar 02, 2012 at 11:36 AM

kasi di na siya baby kaya ung hotdog na gusto niya hindi rin pang baby

Ibang klase pala ang dialogue sa fashionpulis! Nakakabaliw ang kabaklaan! Nag-google pa ko para sa t*k*l na yan!!! He he he!

zeemoh · « **Reply #1372 on:** Mar 02, 2012 at 09:15 PM »

Quote from: Onkyo606 on Mar 02, 2012 at 09:34 AM

there is something on the way you look at me

CB as in captain barbel

hoy christian bautista! Lumipat ka na nga s tv5! Akala u kng cnong superstar, d naman magaling umarte!

dana · « **Reply #1373 on:** Mar 03, 2012 at 03:35 PM »

CB as in Christian Bautista? sya ba ung singer na feeling hunk /pa-tweetums at sumikat sa kakanta ng mga hits ng mga ibang singers? napaka ordinaryo ng boses, di naman yta kami nagkakalayo

anya618 · « **Reply #1374 on:** Mar 05, 2012 at 08:53 AM »

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Faithful Singer
The humble beginnings and the talent of this singer made him dear to the voting audience. His voice was very impressive that no one questioned why he won in the contest. Yet, the questions that came to the mind of the audience were about his love life. After all, he has the talent but he required some makeover to register better on TV.

Last year, his network came up a story with him having secret relationship and that he was bringing women to his pad. He denied this allegation for he knows very well that he indeed has a relationship and the internet is full of their photos together. The singer met his love interest when they were both starting out in the business. They even had a duet together. When the father found out about their relationship, he commanded his daughter to return abroad, where they reside. Rumors have it that the girl is pregnant courtesy of this singer.

http://www.fashionpulis.com/2012/03/faithful-singer.html#comment-form

faithfully - JB