Willie Revillame Wrote Back To Satan
http://worldofalbert.blogspot.com/2011/04/willie-revillame-wrote-back-to-satan.htmlDear Satan,
My mind is troubled lately, papa. Once again, my enemies are resorting to a widespread smear campaign against me. They are insinuating that I was responsible for the act of lewd dancing while crying of a six year old boy in my tv show. These people are over reacting, papa. The only thing I did was ask the boy repeatedly to perform the same deed while he is being taunted, mocked and laughed at. I firmly believe it was not child abuse.
Recently, I addressed this issue in Willing Willie. I made some harsh remarks against my fellow celebrities who are condemning via Twitter. In my book, no celebrity or person has the right to criticize someone like me unless he or she has given the same amount of charity which I have done. As I've stated, "Bakit may mga naitulong ba kayo?!" On the other hand, the personalities who stood by me were praised. As seen on tv, my gullible live audience even applauded them when I asked them to.
In the midst of my trouble, I reminded everyone that I am the messiah of the indigents, the handicaps, and the aged. Putting me or my show out of commission is like crushing the only hope of the poor people for a better life. To bug the conscience of those who are against me, I proudly bragged about all the donations and charitable deeds I've done through the years. Through these, I once again appear like the savior of the needy and less fortunate people. By insinuating that I am a Good Samaritan, I was able to look good in the eyes of those people with primitive minds in spite of my vile actions. Most importantly, I was able to conceal my evil deeds by proclaiming myself as champion of the poor.
Despite the fact that I have received the same amount of heat for my earlier misconducts while I was with ABS CBN, I put the blame on my former tv network for the current media blitz against me. In fact, even for my previous troubles, they were at fault. Like what you told me, papa --- Blame everything on others except on oneself. Unbeknownst to many, I am a proud narcissist. I know I am better than others. I assume people think highly of me. I get upset when not acknowledged. I take offense when criticized. I am arrogant and manipulative. For other people, my bloated ego may be a problem. But I consider it as a gift which I shall always cherish, my dear papa.
Now that I am faced with an overwhelming mass protest once again, I am obliged like on prior occasions to find the best way out of such adversity--- take a leave of absence. Like previously, my latest controversy shall be taken out of the minds of many people after my prolonged absence. You, papa, on the other hand shall brainwash them into forgetting my latest fiasco by plaguing the news with a barrage of scandals, violence and disasters. In due time, I shall make a successful comeback. My legions of fans shall rejoice. Together we shall continue with our evil ways, papa. By using me as your instrument to spread laziness and greed among people, I shall soon reign as the Prince Of Darkness.
Your loving son,
Willie
