Vina Morales..........ang OA mo...maganda ka nga PERO ther's something about you that shouts 'BADUY AKO!!!' and have you seen her billboard along EDSA, ikaw na nga may ari ng parlor na yun tapos ikaw pa model bakit hindi mo pa pinaganda, mukha kang TASADAY dun lalo na yun boobs mo!!!
Ruffa G.......Gold digger to the MAX!!! isama mo na yun nanay mo na estapadora
Boy Abunda.......Ano feeling mo, SOSYAL KA!!!
Kris Aquino.......Isa ka pa!!! Oprah-wannabe. I remember watching her a GMA supershow with Rene Reqiestas, while dancing SHE FELL OFF THE STAGE and OFF camera!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! ARTE MOOO!!!! OO nga pranka ka, pero there's such a thing called 'being Polite!' medyo bumaba-baba ka nga sa lupa. you claim to have good taste and want the finer things in life, having Joey Marquez and Philip Salvador as lovers makes me think otherwise!!! YUCK!!! Konti lang ang lamang mo ka OSANG!!!...and have you seen her own magazine??...gagawa ka lang ng sarili mong mag, ginaya mo pa yun kay oprah. pati layout ng front cover parehong-pareho!!!
Butch Francisco........OK, malaki na katawan mo sa kaka-GOLD's gym mo!!! but you are STILL the WORST TV host!!! magsama kayo ni lolit solis and cristi fermin!!! WALANG BREEDING!!!
Dyanne Castilleyo...ano sinabi nya, paki ulit??!! ahh, kaya pala hindi ko maintindihan kasi BULOL!!!
Carlos Agassi......eto pa isa na feeling ASHTON KUTCHER, gumawa pa ng show na ginaya ang PUNKED!! talk about being original and creative
Geneva Cruz.....Ewan ko ba, basta!!!
Sarah Geronimo.....Jolina, ikaw ba yan??!!!
Tim Yap...kala mo kung sinong sosyal, Jologs naman!!
Toni Gonzaga...soooobrang OA!!! Mukha namang CLAYMATION!!!
Claudine Barreto..ano kala mo ROYALTY kayo ng pilipinas...palagi ko nalang kayo nakikita sa news dahil sa kasal nyo..nakaka-inis na...sana now tapos na kasal nyo at napagkakitaan nyo na ito dahil sa mga regalo ng mga politiko sa inyo e manahimik n KAYO, PWEDE BA!!!
Jericho Rosales...Feeeeeeling!!!!!
Vhong Navarro...pwede ba huwag mo nang gayahin si jim carey. gusto ko si jim at natatawa ako sa kanya pero pag ikaw na gumaya, umiinit ulo ko!!!
did i include Kris Aquino already??!!! well, ganun ko talaga sya HINDI GUSTOOOO!!!
Maricar DE Mesa...akala mo maganda ka??!!
Rica Peralejo...mukha syang Japanese Mouse!!!
GELI DE BELEN....whenever you watch her morning show, close your eyes and just listen to hear SPEAK/TALK!!!! Parang nasa palengke ka!!! ang sakit sa tenga....if there was a personification of what CHEAP is..Geli de belen is it! Magsama kayo ni Vina Morales!! CHEAP!!!
Sharon Cuneta....Super-dupper Mega O.A.!!!! sobrang Plastik!!!! Arghhh!!!