Not too crazy about the Spoilers Ahead idea,
gumby. Only because I think some members are going spoiler-free, and they may stop browsing the thread if we put in de spoilers. Sayang naman the other voices in the discourse, ne? JMHO, of course.
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Also, yawn. I saw sides from the first episode at Fanforum. Does anyone want me to post it at Pinoyslayers? Because it's very lame. And aside from my general apathy towards S7, I'm still paralyzed by not caring very much.
ah, what the heck. post it. i'm going to forget it by the time it gets shown here anyway.
SPOILERS:
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This stuff, if you don't mind me saying so, is LAME. And JOSS wrote it. Igh. Buffy's the best
what ever? She's freaking 21!
From
Fraz in Fanforum
More from Episode 1 Season 7 LESSONS
INT. SCHOOL HALLS-DAY
Pan through the halls as kids change classes,
packing the place.
Buffy, Dawn, Carlos and Kit are all together near
the entrance to the basement. It's crowded, but
these four are in their own world.
BUFFY: You guys are gonna be okay. THis school
is intense, but you can do all right if you're
careful. And you might wanna think about sticking
together.
KIT: Thank you...
She hugs Buffy. Carlos puts his arm on her
shoulder and says, sincerely:
CARLOS: Yeah. I mean it. You're the coolest mom ever.
Ashen, Buffy instinctively touches her hair. Dawn smiles.
DAWN: Come on. We've still got a few more classes to live through.
She kisses Buffy on the cheek and then takes off, arm in arm with Kit, Carlos staying close. Buffy watches them go, then turns to find Principal Wood staring at her.
P WOOD: Curiouser and curiouser
BUFFY: What?
P WOOD: Carlos Trejo and Kit Holbern. Possibly the only
two students in this school who's files are as thick as yours was.
BUFFY: You really did do your homework.
P WOOD: I was looking for one or both of them to implode in a fearsome way before midterms, and you've got 'em socializing, hugging, and if I'm not mistaken, actually headed to class.
BUFFY: Well, we shared an...encounter. Sometimes you just gotta break the ice.
P WOOD: You were probably more than happy to get out of this place, but I gotta tell you, Ms. Summers, I think you belong here.
BUFFY: hamnoo?
P WOOD: Ever think about coming back?
BUFFY: Is this that nightmare where I didn't take finals? Should I be in my jammies?
P WOOD: I know this school's reputation. You think I got this job 'cause I had seniority? We've got a lot of pretty troubled students here, and just enough money to keep the place from caving in.
BUFFY: You may need a little extra there.
P WOOD: We do have a small community outreach program, gets people from the town to teach electives and such...the money we could pay you wouldn't even... but it would just be a couple days a week...
BUFFY: You want me to be a counselor?
P WOOD: We have a guidance counselor, but I think the kinds could use someone, you know, closer to their age, who still...
BUFFY: I'm in.
P WOOD: You serious? You heard the part about the money?
BUFFY: I heard. I'd like to keep an eye on this place.
P WOOD: Well that's great.
BUFFY: Just let me know.
P WOOD: All RIght (looks at watch) It's not even noon and I've already bullied my first family member into helping out. I'm going to be the best principal ever.
The principal smiles, winningly, and goes off. Buffy watches, her smile fading. Still not sure about this person. She looks around the building a bit, then exits out the front.
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Someone on the following page snarked about it...
From
bubonicplague1348 in Fanforum:
Oh, look, it's MORE from episode 1, LESSONS:
P WOOD: Hi, I'm Principal Wood. I'm the token black character this season, want to take bets on how soon I get killed off?
BUFFY: I'm Buffy. I'm a mom. I mean...no, I'm a sister. I'm a mother AND a sister. No wait...that's Chinatown.
P WOOD: I've heard stuff about you. A lot of stuff. I'm cryptic. Would you like me to be your love interest?
BUFFY: Thanks, but I really don't want to date anyone whose name is even more phallic than the last guy I was with. I mean, "Principal Wood"? Come on! (she picks up her new cell phone and dials Xander)
CARLOS: Hello?
BUFFY: Who is this?
CARLOS: Well, I figured since I'm the same character as Xander, I might as well answer his phone. Can you hear me now? Good.
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